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thedailywhat:

Story Time of the Day: “It is a little bit like having a waste treatment plant right next to an amusement park”: Julia Sweeney’s sex talk with her eight-year-old daughter goes from bad to worse to amazing.

[mefi.]

this. is the best thing that has happened to me all day.
(also i never had the sex talk. ever.) 

terrible zoning.

terrible zoning.

“Is now the time to take off my pants?”

This best be how I get propositioned in the future. 

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    old, but I’m not sure if I had reblogged it is freaking genius
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    This. Is really funny.
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    “Is now the time to take off my pants?” This best be how I get propositioned in the future.
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    terrible zoning. terrible zoning.
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    “It’s kind of like having a waste management plant next to an amusement park.”
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    Anyone remember that show called “Kids Say...Darnest Things” (at least I believe that’s...
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    so funny. Hahahahaa
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    HAHAHAHA. Thank god I was not...curious eight year-old
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    This went really well with my it-was-a-long-day beer.
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